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Hello

No, you are not mistaken. This is a cat. Not the author. Since the author's cat is much more photogenic to look at. Besides, this is the internet. And people love cats on the internet.

My Story

Meet Beau Wallis, a bona fide earthling who swears they're not secretly an alien in disguise. Or are they? Cue the X-Files theme music!

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Picture a pint-sized Beau, already scribbling away fantastical tales. Their debut literary masterpiece? A whimsical saga starring a ballerina-turned-duck-feeder. Yes, even as a tot, Beau had a knack for blending the profound with the absurd.

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Fast forward to today, and Beau's still at it, pounding away at the keyboard like a literary maestro possessed. Why? Because those pesky plot bunnies refuse to play dead—they're like Energizer bunnies on a caffeine binge, multiplying faster than Beau can wrangle them.

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Now, let's talk style. Fantasy? Check. Magical realism? You betcha. Humor? Absolutely. And as for characters? Beau's all about diversity, serving up a veritable smorgasbord of queerness in every shape, size, and color. Because life's too short for cookie-cutter characters, right?

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But Beau's not just here to spin yarns. Oh no. They're on a mission to inspire, to embolden readers to seize the day, create their own tribes, and—wait for it—embrace the glorious chaos of being gay and occasionally flirting with a bit of mischief.

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So buckle up, buttercup, because in Beau's world, anything goes. And trust me, you won't want to miss a single page-turning moment of this wild, queer ride!

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